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Before:
OMG this will be so fun!!
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After:
I fucking hat you all.
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boyfriend:
That makes me sad...
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boyfriend:
I wonder what Walt [Disney] would say if he saw where his company was going =H=
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me:
"What are we, Jews?"
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boyfriend:
-cackles-
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boyfriend:
ILU
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opening song playing
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sister:
Why do people say she's weird?
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me:
Because she's a strong, independent black woman.
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sister:
.... white? oh okay...
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Me:
/goes to bed at 10/11pm
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/wakes up at 6.30am
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/bitch mode activated
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Me:
/goes to bed at 2am
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/wakes up at 6.30am
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/ray of sunshine