who actually planted the flowers and trees by nook’s shop i mean let’s get real here
the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down
upcoming xbox two features:
- games must be purchased with human skin
- connects only to 24/7 lacrosse television channel
- does not accept discs, only vynil records
- requires hourly connection to crouton.net to function
- will scream newton’s first law continuously when not in use, no volume control available
- runs exclusively off nuclear energy
- all instruction manuals written in Croatian
- made entirely out of live spiders
geez my dash is so weird one post will be happy-go-lucky animals and baby duckies and then the next one will be something like hannibal mindfuckery and gore
sometimes I forget that rulers work with tablets and I get really frustrated with my inability to freehand straight lines
YOU COULD DO THIS
BUT IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
omfg for real I thought this was just me?
er, dear artists of Tumblr:
WHY DID THIS NEVER OCCUR TO ME?
shoutout out to all my buddies who have shitty dads or no dads at all this father’s day, you turned out just great regardless, you can’t choose your family and you don’t deserve any negativity from them,and you don’t deserve backlash or guilt-tripping for cutting them out of your life if that’s what you need/ed to do and i love you all
It turns out procrastination is not typically a function of laziness, apathy or work ethic as it is often regarded to be. It’s a neurotic self-defense behavior that develops to protect a person’s sense of self-worth.
You see, procrastinators tend to be people who have, for whatever reason, developed to perceive an unusually strong association between their performance and their value as a person. This makes failure or criticism disproportionately painful, which leads naturally to hesitancy when it comes to the prospect of doing anything that reflects their ability — which is pretty much everything.
But in real life, you can’t avoid doing things. We have to earn a living, do our taxes, have difficult conversations sometimes. Human life requires confronting uncertainty and risk, so pressure mounts. Procrastination gives a person a temporary hit of relief from this pressure of “having to do” things, which is a self-rewarding behavior. So it continues and becomes the normal way to respond to these pressures.
Particularly prone to serious procrastination problems are children who grew up with unusually high expectations placed on them. Their older siblings may have been high achievers, leaving big shoes to fill, or their parents may have had neurotic and inhuman expectations of their own, or else they exhibited exceptional talents early on, and thereafter “average” performances were met with concern and suspicion from parents and teachers.” —David Cain, “Procrastination Is Not Laziness” (via pawneeparksdepartment)